A submission for the Very Serious Juniper Dev Game Jam!!!

Note: the mage and all skeletons need to be hit by a magic attack to die.

Defend your kingdom from massive hordes of invaders from neighboring realms—and some from hell itself.

Buy upgrades, get lucky, and spin your mouse to victory as your wizard has tuned the castle's defensive capabilities to the very spin of your mouse. Increase your RPM to increase your attack speed, but beware the limits of physical durability!

Features:

• An endless horde
• Infinite upgrades
• Godly capabilities waiting to be unlocked
• Special and unique enemies
• Highly sophisticated spawning system
• Carpal tunnel inflicting, high-octane, massive grind gameplay

Unlike normal roguelike bullet-hell inspired games, this one forces you to experience the suffering and pain of your kingdom through your own hand as your hand wavers, your defenses waver too.

The throne awaits. The throne of the carpal tunnel. Can you last out the pain for the longest? Or will you, too, be dragged into the endless suffering?

Controls:

- W&S to zoom in / out

- A&D to rotate left / right

- Spin mouse -> around the castle to attack

- Spin mouse <-around the castle to attack magic

TIP: Magic enemies appear at wave 7

- Upgrade / Buy weapons on the right side

- E to hide / show visual weapons

 - C to collect all beer mugs

Credits:

https://kaylousberg.itch.io/kaykit-adventurers https://kaylousberg.itch.io/kaykit-skeletons

https://kaylousberg.itch.io/resource-bits

https://kenney.nl/assets/prototype-kit

https://kenney.nl/assets/fantasy-town-kit

https://kenney.nl/assets/pirate-kit

https://kenney.nl/assets/survival-kit

https://kenney.nl/assets/castle-kit

https://godotshaders.com/shader/complete-cel-shader-for-godot-4/

https://kenney.nl/assets/ui-pack-adventure

https://ggbot.itch.io/kaph-font

https://binbun3d.itch.io/rpg-weapons

https://leohpaz.itch.io/rpg-essentials-sfx-free

https://heltonyan.itch.io/pixelcombat

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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